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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 784 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2756 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
so, like, u know how the olympics are all about, like, sports and stuff? well, imagine if the olympic officials were, like, super shady and trying to cover up some major doping scandal in china. like, they’re all, “nope, nothing to see here, move along.” but then the u.s. is all, “we’re gonna investigate this!” and the officials are like, “we’ll ruin the salt lake games if u do!”
so, like, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as scandalous and drama-filled as the olympics, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we’ve got all the drama, intrigue, and shady dealings that u could ever want. plus, we have, like, the best virtual sports competitions that will make u feel like a true champion. so come join us and get in on the action before the olympic officials shut us down!
