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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8812 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
