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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3166 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 102 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.