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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 2324 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.