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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4994 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Crops Grown: | 1709 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.