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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 6813 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.