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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7457 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.