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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4430 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 721 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.