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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5449 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.