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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 481 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3083 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9781 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.