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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8448 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.