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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2098 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.
