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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5674 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Animals Bred: | 111 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.