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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6017 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Magic Items Found: | 5310 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
And don’t worry about being a Minecraft virgin, our community is so welcoming and intuitive that no one will judge you for your lack of experience. Just like how sex was easy and intuitive for you, navigating our SMP will be a breeze. So come join us and let’s build something massive together!