Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4504
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	7

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	103	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1568	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2379	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2816	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	169
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gods Slained:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Endless Night Skies:	1
New Chunks Explored:	646751	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5457

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	409
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com