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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
Holy Grails Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY