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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 206 Gods Slained: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Star Shards Collected: 133 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Rune Stones Activated: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY