Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY