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Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ores Mined: 9061 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY