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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
New Chunks Explored: 146043 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY