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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Dragons Tamed: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY