New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 102/200 Votes: 8820
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Villages Defended: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

New Minecraft Server
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