Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY