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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9533 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.
Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!