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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9327 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Emeralds Found: | 8493 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.
Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!