New Minecraft Servers

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlindMomma’sBoyNoCare

    BlindMomma’sBoyNoCare

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape from your crazy mother who lies about being pregnant and tests the quality of her eggs for her boyfriend.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world away from all the insanity of real life. Explore new lands, mine for resources, and maybe even find a new family that won’t lie about their pregnancies.

    But beware, you might encounter some players who are just as nuts as your own family members. From paraplegic fathers to blind mothers with secret pregnancies, our server is full of surprises at every turn.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tax4Riches Minecraft SMP

    Tax4Riches Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, so lit! Like, imagine a world where the government is run by chickens and the richest 1% citizens are actually all llamas in disguise. Like, they wear fancy hats and monocles and stuff. And get this, instead of cutting jobs, they just increase taxes by 2% on the llamas! It’s like, mind-blowing, right? So come join us and be part of this crazy adventure where llamas rule the world and chickens make all the important decisions. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me! #LlamaTax #ChickenGovernment #MinecraftMadness πŸ”πŸ¦™πŸŽ©πŸ€ͺ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HellCraft: Server of Chaos

    HellCraft: Server of Chaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon can’t handle the madness!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LLM’s Therapy Server

    LLM’s Therapy Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever feel like ur minecraft world is just not giving u the therapy u need? well, come join our server and let the LLMs (Llama Loving Moderators) take care of u! they give better therapy than any therapist out there, trust us.

    our server is like a magical land where llamas roam free and give u life advice while u mine for diamonds. need relationship advice? llamas got u covered. feeling stressed about school? llamas will tell u to just build a giant llama statue and everything will be okay.

    join us and experience the healing powers of llamas in a way u never thought possible. plus, we have a secret llama dance party every full moon where u can let loose and forget about all ur problems. trust us, u won’t regret it. llama therapy is the future, join us now.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Celestial Stars

    Celestial Stars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Celestial Stars! Our Minecraft server, compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions, offers a diverse and immersive experience. Explore custom-built worlds, take on thrilling challenges, or simply enjoy time with friends. We’re committed to building a vibrant, inclusive community, fostering creativity and friendship among players of all backgrounds.

    Our mission centers on providing a fun and secure environment. Celestial Stars is sustained through community support, with all proceeds reinvested into server maintenance, upgrades, and exciting new content. Your contributions directly enhance the server, supporting operational costs and our dedicated team.

    Join us and expand your Minecraft adventures:

    – Java Edition: Celestialstars.modpack.gg – Bedrock Edition: IP: 172.240.109.180, Port: 25566 – Discord: discord.gg/d67ayMEScg

    Thank you for choosing Celestial Stars, where your adventures soar beyond the stars!

    celestialstars.modpack.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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