ChickenCraft: Clucking Good Prices in Canada!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where chickens rule the land and demand to be paid in maple syrup instead of diamonds. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, here you’ll be on a quest to gather as much maple syrup as possible to keep those demanding chickens happy.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move and skeletons show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking, “How much is chicken in Canada again?”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Gods Slained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1288
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Items Found:	3163	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Potions Brewed:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UncleBlockerZ

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DisprovenEduminecraft

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Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	1213	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

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yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Potions Brewed:	137	Alien Abductions:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	135
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Towns Built:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2065	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	92482

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”