Chick Magnet Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, chick, digital identity, feminism, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, magnet, Meme culture, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, online deception, online forums, online personas, Server, social media, trolling, Women

Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MomSharkLoanSnitch

address sharing, collateral, debit card, extra hands, family conflict, family drama, financial issues, half across country, late father’s car, legal threats, loan shark, missed payments, MomSharkLoanSnitch, money troubles, overbearing mother, po box, privacy laws, privacy violation, Probate, title loan, Twins

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6332
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	65
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RedstoneNoob

#revelation, awakening, belated awareness, dawning realization, delayed realization, delayed understanding, embarrassing moments, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, hindsight, late bloomer, life lessons, long overdue realization, realization, RedstoneNoob, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, slow learner, slow on the uptake, tardy comprehension

Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TankTasticCraft

Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australian military aid, defense alliance, defense equipment, international relations, military aid agreement, military aid package, military alliance, military assistance, military assistance deal, military assistance program, military cooperation, military donation, military equipment, military partnership, military support, TankTasticCraft, Ukraine, ukraine military

come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

127 лвл, Anarchy, Arena, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, club, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, easter eggs, Economy, Entertainment, Events, Fishing, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hangout, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minigames, Mob rocking, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Parkour, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Relaxation beach, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, statistics, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

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MineBars is a top project for top players!

— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – MBars.net

Website: https://minebars.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

Anymore, base, bland, Boomers, Community, Datapacks, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Friendly, invite, Minecraft, no cheating, No Duping, No Griefing, No hacking, Pauls, rules, Server, shopping district, small server, smp, Spigot, vanilla tweaks

Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

#gamer, bideo, blocky, console games, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, video game, Video Game (Industry), video game addiction, Video Game Consoles, Video game culture, video game development, video game genres, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game music, video game reviews, video game streaming, video game technology, video game tournaments, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Limbus Crew – Minecraft SMP #2025

appstore, Cinq West Section 3, countdown, CREW, Current Extractions, e.g.o, Ego, FangHunt, Faust, General guide, google play, Hong Lu, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Meursault, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, Office Fixer, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, season 5, sinclair, sinner, smp, Steam, The Barber of La Manchaland, tutorial, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Zwei West Section 3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as “The Land of Lunacy,” is a place where the laws of physics and common sense go out the window.

Join us as we embark on wild adventures through Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and crazy extractions like hunting down the elusive Barber of La Manchaland and fixing the FangHunt Office with Fixer Hong Lu.

But beware, our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect spoilers for Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina.

To join this madness, download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam. And make sure to follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates.

So why wait? Dive into the chaos of “The Land of Lunacy” and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ScaredyCraft SMP

anxiety, Being alone, childhood fears, clowns, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Ghosts, growing up, Heights, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scared, ScaredyCraft, shadows, smp, Spiders, Supernatural, The Dark, the unknown

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Towns Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magic Items Found:	3902

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Bedrock Boogeyman

anxiety, bedrock, Boogeyman, creepy, creepy crawlies, Darkness, fear, Hiding, Horror, imagination, irrational fears, Monsters, Nightmares, phobias, Scary, sleepless nights, spooky, spooky creatures, Terror, things that go bump in the night, under the bed, unknown

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	665	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

49, Abrams tanks, armored vehicles, Australia, Australia-Ukraine relations, Conflict Resolution, Defense, donates, donation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Server, Support, Ukraine, UnderCraft, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

bid, Conflict, Diplomacy, expel, international community, international relations, Israel, israel palestine, MIDDLE EAST, moving forward, News, Palestinian, palestinian authority, peace process, Politics, resolution, sources, U.N. General Assembly, UNGAexpelIsraelLOL, united nations, united states

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nano Arc Craft

antibody technology, Arc, biological research, Craft, crystallisation, human Arc protein, Molecular biology, Nano, Nanobodies, neuroscience, neuroscience research, neuroscience tools, protein crystallisation, protein engineering, protein function, protein function regulation, protein structure, regulate function, Scientific Tools, structural biology, structural biology research, structural biology tools, versatile tools

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.