Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Emeralds Found: 2360
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Crops Grown: 3136 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 227 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Ores Mined: 9387
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1271 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo

    AI Limit Minecraft SMP Demo
    Welcome to Another Chinkino, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is a giant chicken wearing a sombrero riding a llama. Need I say more?

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events include llama races, where you have to navigate through a maze while riding a llama blindfolded. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

    We also have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just watch out for the creeper DJ, he tends to explode when he drops the beat too hard.

    And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    So come on down to Another Chinkino and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond armor is covered in tears of joy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Crops Grown: 9250
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Players Killed by Monsters: 230
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 318 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 175 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Ores Mined: 518
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 New Chunks Explored: 138731

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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