Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Mines Excavated: 3519 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Dimension Hops: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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