Are you tired of all those fake gamer girls claiming to be hardcore 4chan users? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards while doing a handstand. That’s right, we’re all about authenticity here. Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re not just another poser pretending to be a 4chan queen. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you might get into. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re the real deal.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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