Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	284207	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	260	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Gods Slained:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.