Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3504

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	191
Potions Brewed:	110	Dragon Eggs Found:	8031

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mines Excavated:	3229	Ores Mined:	6849
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mines Excavated:	4056

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1431	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Villages Defended:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Zombie Dances:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.