Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2457	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	3154

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Oh, are you Russian? Come in! Good luck!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.