Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	5366	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Animals Bred:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mines Excavated:	3041
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.