Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ArchonCraft

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Citi-Build Community

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

{Phx}Minecraft Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5077	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftAU WarZ Factions

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftAU Feed the Beast

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Land claims to protect your builds Player ranks Easy to use teleportation commands for homes and spawns Parkour courses Player ran towns PvE & PvP Arenas

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Optic Craft

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AppleCraft

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9005
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ToXIc MC

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.