Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

AssassinHaven

We are friendly to any age player group as long as you don’t cause trouble.We highly encourage pvp.We have a great staff and a server that is 24/7.Our server has no lag and we have many plugins.We take suggestions from players.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Too Legit

Welcome to the minecraft server “Too Legit” !!! Things you can expiriance here: Weekly events ,Huge Survival world ,Promising PvP ,Creative world* ,GAMES (Skyblock , Paintball , Jump … etc.) , Economics , Residences , eazy to use SmS “pay to win” services 😛 ; Things not to expect from “Too Legit” LAG! , long server downtime , unfair staff , unenjoyable time:).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AnimalCraft

New friendly server. great free protection system to stop greifing. important usfull comand after 5 mins like /back, warp, tpa, home, pay, sell etc. you can set multiple home

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9014
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5943
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Potions Brewed:	138

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mikeland Hunger Games

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LumixCraft

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Void Lands

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mines Excavated:	2637
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Risen From Prison

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	178	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fandomcraft

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PunchCraft Factions

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

– 24/7 Gameplay – 24/7 Forums (punchcraft.us) – 24/7 Chat Room – 24/7 32 Team Speak Voice Chat – Constant Updates & New Features – Friendly & helpful Staff – Friendly & Community – Donor Ranks – Two caring server owners: Fawntastic & xXTreePuncherXx

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PunchCraft Towny

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Towny, McMMO, Chest Shops, Auctions, Ranks, Events and so much more! – 24/7 Gameplay – 24/7 Forums (punchcraft.us) – 24/7 Chat Room – 24/7 32 Team Speak Voice Chat – Constant Updates & New Features – Friendly & helpful Staff – Friendly & Community – Donor Ranks – Two caring server owners: Fawntastic & xXTreePuncherXx

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.