Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	906257	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

• Closed economy (with market & no inflation) • Anti-grief • Towns & nations • Creative plots including WorldEdit •MobArena • SkyWars • Friendly & helpful staff • Active community • 50+ custom plugins • Teamspeak

Stake your claim on part of the sprawling 40k×40k map either on your own or as a citizen of a town. After ranking up a few times you can even make your own town & nation! (Don’t worry, ranking up isn’t hard.) Admins will gladly roll back any griefs should they occur. DigitalForge’s economy is virtually exploit proof. Your digits retain their value over time too, digits (currency) outstanding is capped & inflation is closely monitored. Items are bought & sold on the market. The server also buys certain items, albeit at a discount to the market price. Staff here only have the extra abilities necessary to do their jobs and are players like everyone else. Each staff member has earned their position and new staff are chosen based on merit, not applications. We’re hosted on dedicated hardware with ample capacity & all major services are self hosted in order to optimize performance & player experience. Our active, friendly community is constantly growing & eager to welcome new members; log in and join us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Purplecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3078

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BreackerCraft

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	60	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AlcatrazCraft

welcome to our server we have donate ranks witch are awesome and we have pvp and a huge drop parties and on july 2 admin b-day witch a huge celebrate coming hope we see you add me on skype sakon3218 <-- any problems and questions

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lost Boys

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DodgysHoose

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	7894
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CubeServer #1

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Retonix

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2003	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Serenity Craft

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Potions Brewed:	138

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!