Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JR Minecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PwnCraft PvP

PwnCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. Not only being 24/7, lag-free, we also offer more than just a place to kill, raid, and build. We offer much more. Come on PwnCraft and start your unique adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

B-Craft

Welcome to B-Craft! B-Craft was founded on August 7th, 2013, by Otisdiver and Blublankie- previous owners of “Alphamine” -and we’re excited to be back in the server business. Here at B-Craft we have set up a PvP/PvE/Economy server, so that everyone can find something to do. In addition to the PvP and economy there is a mob arena set up, which can be minutes to hours of fun! (Depending on your skill level)

We hope you’ll come give us a try! s46.hosthorde.com:25645

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SocialCraft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! On SocialCraft, you can socialize with friends, while having tons of fun. We have mini games, cool parties, and many more awesome things.

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Our IP is a one of a kind, awesome IP address. It stands for Minecraft SocialCraft US. If you haven’t already guessed it, it’s hosted in the US, so the two owners, Jake, and Willie, play on US time zones. SocialCraft is revolutionizing Minecraft servers, all over the world. We are the first, and the best social server, so be sure to log on to SocialCraft, today!

Willie and I are two friends that wanted to own a server. Our dreams started, when we launched our factions server. After we grew that, we decided we wanted to make something groundbreaking. Our solution was to make a social server. We decided to make SocialCraft. This server is a groundbreaking social server. It does something no server has ever done before. This server is for having fun, and socializing. You can meet new players, and do many awesome things. We have tons of cool plugins, and features such as, plots, mini games, and much more. Be sure to join SocialCraft, today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Maevicore hub

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Maevicore is a server that utilities a significant number of plugins in order to provide a fulfilling experience for all kinds of players – from PVP to RPG, there is something for everyone. We have an economy, protection plug-ins, NPCs, Magic, a huge adventure world filled with quests and much more! We run a no-lag, all fun server, with no white list so all are welcome!

Our Website: http://maevicore.com Our creative server: op.maevicore.com Our Host: http://www.prominecrafthost.com/clients/aff.php?aff=154 Our Website Host: http://www.enjin.com/?ref=5122077 (I would highly recomend Enjin, very easy to setup, easy to use! With a buycraft like feature for free and much much more!!! We are very happy with it!)

This server offers a unique and expansive storyline which uses the Questing system to provide both an impressive and satisfying experience!

As previously stated, we use over 55 plug-ins to provide a great experience. Our server is hosted in USA, alongside both a strong bandwidth and over 30GB RAM, so you can enjoy our server without fear of lag. We currently offer 100 slots, with the capacity to expand as far and high as we want, so bring your friends along because there is room for all on Maevi!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MerkPvP

Join Play.MerkPvP.Com For Fun PvP,Raiding,mcMMO,Factions,Drop Parties, And Nice Staff!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Emeralds Found:	3596

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NomadiCraft

Vanilla server with a nice staff and simple rules. Arena for fighting mobs, withers, players. Capture the flag. Several villages and other fun things too. Now accepting new players. Check out JustCurtisxD on Youtube for a tour.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Melancholie

Survival

Melancholie is Minecraft’s #1 Survival community. We offer Regular Holiday Events, Custom Quests, Weekly Resetting Mine World (kill the Ender Dragon Weekly), tons of Loot Crates, Lottery, Daily Rewards, Biome Portals, Active Staff, Friendly and Helpful Community, Custom Economy, Starting Money, Enderfarm XP Farm, Death Chests, Custom Items, Discord, Website and Forums and so much more!

What are you waiting for? Join Us @ Melancholie.Cubed.Pro

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FutureRealms

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

The FutureRealms Network offers a fun collection of various gamemodes. We have been online since 2013 under the name “FutureRealms”. We do allow cracked / offline mode users to join!

Our server IP is play.FutureRealms.nl or mc.FutureRealms.nl, join us now!

The gamemodes we host are: • Towny – Build your epic town with fellow players, in a peaceful environment with optional PvP! • Factions – Lead your Faction to victory with your clan mates in a hardcore PvP world! • Creative – Show your creativity in a Plot based world, with free WorldEdit for all our members! • RebelWar – Enjoy the countless hours of fighting against zombies, players with many kits to unlock!

Website: www.FutureRealms.nl Forums: www.FutureRealms.nl/forums/portal.php Teamspeak 3: ts3.FutureRealms.nl Network IP: play.FutureRealms.nl

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pawncraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Pawncraft is an RPG-style server. We have many plugins running, to both ensure that the server is grief-free (Well, not technically grief-free, but we’re able to find griefers as soon as you/we find a griefed spot and rollback their damages) as well as to provide you with more features in the game, such as portals, for easy travelling (We also have portals to the Nether!), mounts, because, who doesn’t want to ride something? And of course, levels, which include woodcutting, mining, archery, repairing and much much more. We also have an economy and currency system, run by the infamous iConomy. Our currency “Pawn” is used for many things, from purchasing blocks, to protecting your town, to having an easy to use portal that can be used to travel to your town. Of course, we have even more plugins running and you can find out about commands and how to use stuff on our forum.

If you think you like the sound of this server and love playing RPG’s, check out pawncraft.co.uk. It’s completely free to join and doesn’t require any applications. You will be a guest at first but by following the few steps at spawn will allow you to easily make yourself a member. Note: You cannot spawn items in this server (You can spawn items in the Creative world, but to become a member here requires an application). Griefing is not tolerated. For a list of rules, check this thread:http://pawncraft.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=18.0The server has a lot of plugins and thus has quite a learning curve so do please read/watch our tutorials. Please read the server information section of our forum for information on commands and rules.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mavicraft Server

MAVICRAFT FACTIONS VPS SERVER OUR SERVER HAS 0 LAG AND IT IS EASY TO MAKE MONEY. I THINK THERE WILL BE NO ONE NOT SATISFIED WITH OUR SERVER. WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO ENTER OUR SERVER WITH OUR ADMINISTRATIVE TEAM.

OUR TIP:

MAVİCRAFT.MİNECRAFT.TO

78.143.13.253:25565

THERE IS NO DISCRIMINATION. IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT A PLAYER, PEN AND PAPER WILL BE PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE IN THE SPAWN AREA AND YOU CAN SEND IT TO OUR PETITION BOX, I SAY AGAIN, WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOU.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkyGrid 1.6.2

The most EPIC skygrid server on minecraft.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3165

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dunterra PvP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Factions like you’ve never played before! Dunterra PVP – the one of a kind faction server like no other. Featuring never seen before Energy Factions gamemode, the faction plugin prioritising PvP. No more ugly base defences or complicated cannons, Energy factions brings a unique experience for all players, veteran or not!

With its reasonable amount of custom enchantments and biomes, Dunterra PvP blows factions right out the sky and gives the server extraordinary elements and aspects for everyone to enjoy! Finally, PvP is balanced to perfection with the exclusive treasure-based economy and frequent events including Koth, vote parties, and community driven events. Say goodbye to attack cool-down delays as we bring 1.8 PvP to 1.10 with combat patches including knockback and axe damage fixes. All of this and more on Dunterra, featuring both 1.9-1.10 support. Factions just got a whole lot better.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Keangdom

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

slowly building up in a pre-beta stage

Our focus is to remove all the worries associated with online Minecraft, so you can have fun and make friends while playing the game we all know and love!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sanctum

Hardcore survival in version 1.6.2 We have awesome plugins like MCMMO and a great economy plugin. We have great staff members some being bsand, Noble1xCarter, barneyofmen981, and our admin mixon87. We have a survival world along with another world that is in the creative mode we like to call “The Sandbox”! We also have a donations program – when you donate you will recieve specials perks and fun permissions. Enjoy!! IP: mc.sanc.us

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.