Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sombrero Tekkit

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MIneShake Network

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ServerUnti

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	311
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.