Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Omega Realm

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Skyblock

Omega Realm, currently one of the longest on-going networks with no intentions on stopping.

Factions Custom Skyblock KitPvP Creative Survival

IP: OmegaRealm.com Forums: https://forum.omegarealm.com

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PCNRaidz

Factions, Raiding

We Are An OP Faction Server We Hope You Enjoy Your Gameplay On PCNRaidz

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SoulPlex.Net

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Soulplex is an awesome minecraft server always with the latest version of the game. It has many modes such as Sky Block, Sky Wars, Factions, Survival, Creative etc.. We will be very glad if you come and play together with us! Have a nice time with our players and our friendly staff.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Towns Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ores Mined:	679

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3402
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!