Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixelmon Adventures

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We are a new pixelmon server, that has a lot to offer. We hope to build the best community on in the whole minecraft world. We run version 1.7.10 and have all the plugins to make the server have the best experience possible.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ConceitedMC

Prison, PvP

“One of the best Prison servers you will ever play on!” ConceitedMC is prison based server. You can mine from rank A-Z. Pvp with your friends , and last but not least play as a factions game mode after you reach the free rank!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anubis

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Anubis, a small Survival server that wont be going away. Rules 1. PvP is allowed, no pvp logging. 2. Greifing is allowed, but not encouraged. 3. No Hacks/cheats . . . * Xray 4. Dont be an A**hole.

We are sticking with Survival gameplay in the future i may create a creative world. I want to keep PVP as an aspect of gameplay as well as raiding. I will not Worldguard bases that have items stored there, this ruins the raiding and pvp aspect. I will not protect any Chests.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

xPlay

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[Swedish only]

xPlay is a small but large Minecraft server in Swedish. The owner named xSimonSiggex on YouTube is very active on his server and records both “Life as an Admin” and “Survival on xPlay”. On the xPlay server you can play KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Plots and soon Minigames!

Hope you have fun!

MvH Simonsigge

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OcraftVR

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock

Hello and Happy Halloween to all. I have so much to tell and so little time. Lets start off with we now support what i like to call TCP (True Cross Play). With this players from bedrock can now join us on java so if you are on Android, IOS, Windows/Xbox and Nintendo Switch you can now join us how ever players on switch/Xbox needs a work around by changing the DNS in the internet setting please goto Youtube to search for that other platforms is the basic way by just adding the server in the server list we have a whole new server called PandorasBox this server contains things like skyblock, caveblock, acid islands etc. Have fun and enjoy.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChaosKeller Minigame Netzwerk

Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

ChaosKeller is a new minigame server network with the goal to offer as many different mini-games as possible and thus keep the gaming fun high. The network is currently still in the development/beta phase. But joining is possible at any time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MLG Fortress

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, Raiding, Roleplay

We’re currently re-envisioning our server – Apply here if you’d like to take part in recreating this server! http://robomwm.com/mlgapply

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Casual Craft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

24/7 survival server, just join to have fun 🙂

Factions, Have fun with your friends. Just starting there is 42 slots please join 🙂

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Imperium Populi

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Server Discord : https://discord.gg/MSX5R5h

Special Features : Towny Economy Survival A main world that won’t reset A separate resource world that will Custom plugins in-game rank ups Jobs Custom world A friendly community

Imperium Populi Towny is a 1.20+ server that allows you to join on any version you would like to play on. The server has jobs with job perks when you get to a certain rank, a Towny-based claiming system, crates, server events, and a wonderful community to go alongside the server while we continue our journey to grow our server and make it an overall fun time for the new players that join.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

YEAHWH.AT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Apply: http://apply.yeahwh.at/apply (make sure you read /rules)

The YEAHWHAT?! server is a small creative and survival minecraft community.

The server runs the fantastic Spigot server wrapper which includes many plugins used for land ownership, economy, and anti-grief, as well as new commands and features.

We also have a Nations Roleplay, in which countries trade with eachother, fund constructions, and compete against eachother on the survival world. This is voluntary and not required. Gameplay wise, the server includes 4 main worlds: a survival economy world, a creative freebuild and plot lands, a world dedicated for Mobarenas and a Nations RP in the old survival world, where you can join or create a country!

We also run a forum at http://forums.yeahwh.at/

Our team of active staff members is regularly in-game to assist you.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SmessieCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ACTIVE AND HELPFUL MINECRAFT SERVER! ~ 1.9 tem 1.15 ~ = SURVIVAL = FACTIONS = CREATIVE = SKYBLOCK = MINIGAMES ~ Join via PLAY.SMESSIECRAFT.COM of PLAY.FACTIONS.BE

SmessieCraft is a cosy Minecraft network with both Dutch as English messages sent by the server. You can choose your language by using the command /language on our network.

Join now and discover the kind community behind this network! IP: Play.SmessieCraft.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/SmessieCraft Facebook: https:/bfb.com/SmessieCraft Discord: https://Discord.SmessieCraft.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ApotheosisCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to ApotheosisCraft ! We’re a Towny survival server with experienced staff and a friendly atmosphere! Some of the server features include a kit 1v1 arena, GriefPrevention, Sign Shops, McMMo, and a server Shop with some free goodies! My goal for this server is to make a nice place that’s relaxed and fun to play on, so I’m always adding little things to the server, Just for fun. . Some of the basic rules are:

⋆Be Respectful ⋆No Griefing/Raiding ⋆No Hacking

So come join us! We’ll be happy to see you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ZironeNetwork

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

We support 1.7, 1.8 and 1.9!

ZironeNetwork is a fun, existing, and unique experience. We have a wide range of gamemodes for you to play. Our servers are extremely fast and well setup, you shouldn’t get any lag while playing on our network.

KitPvP, Factions, Skyblock, Infected, OITC, Badlands, Prison, Creative, and Survival

IP: play.zironenetwork.com Forums: https://zironenetwork.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MinecraftlerHD

Vanilla

Hello the server is called MinecraftlerHD and I am the MinecraftlerHD so the owner and lol lol and yes I do NOT warmly welcome you

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Burning Birch

Creative, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We are a server with multiple worlds to suit multiple playstyles. As well as a community looking to expand into various games. Minecraft was the birth of many friendships for us and we want to keep that alive. http://burningbirch.com/ Our Multiverse worlds are as follows: Lobby – A world where new players join into and can immediately play from Survival – A chaotic world where basically anything is allowed from griefing to stealing and pvp. Creative – A creative mode world that is generated superflat for testing, or just building to the fullest potential. Freebuild – Survival mode world with no pvp or greifing for you to build in and play minecraft. Events – this world is not yet complete but will host mini games and various events in the future. Skyblock – A world that literally is skyblock, not much else to say about it. We have many ways of rolling back a grief and checking for said grief, along with an experienced and friendly staff. With the lack of a White-list you can join now and easily play!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.