Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PandiaMC

PvE, Survival

PandiaMC is a survival server with many different features- Infinite elytra flight, 3d vehicles that don’t require a texture pack, amazing particles, player tags, many donation ranks, and more! We also have a FULLY custom world, this includes completely custom structures like OP temples, ect, ect. Our 3D Vehicle plugin allows you and your friends to drive around in Bikes, Cars, Planes, Helicopters, Tanks and more to come, this also does not require a resource pack!.

We can’t wait to see you on the server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Jenp

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to Minecraft Jenp! Our awesome gamemodes:

Skywars Survival Factions

Join now! @ IP: minecraft.jenp.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Airidale prison

Classic Prison

Since 2016 Airidale Classic Prison has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!

We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shop, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GalacticCraft

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

This is a new OPSkyBlockk server out now -no lagg -mcmmo and much much more so come on and have fun

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Reverieclub ls

Economy, Life, PvP, Survival

ReverieClub SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!

• Practice CPVP – Practice your skills at crystal pvp and become the best!

• ECONOMY- Minecraft SMP just like the DonutSMP economy!

We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join!

IP: reverieclub.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Emeralds Found:	3921

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft4ever

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minecraft4ever is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft 247 server. On our server we use Spigot to extend the functionality of vanilla Minecraft and offer a unique experience. Minecraft4ever has been around for more than 4 years, and what started as a small unknown server, hosted on a modest machine in a private home, is now a recognized server that more than 30K people have already used. Dare to get to know a different server, dare to have fun.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EscapeRestart

Creative, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Creative – Survival – Community

A community dating back from 2009 as TheOne’s and Blocktopia, EscapeRestart offers unique Minecraft gamemodes that cater to a huge variety of Minecraft players, on Java and Bedrock!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Powerplex bulgaria

Arena Pvp, Creative, Economy, Free Ranks, Residence, Survival

Welcome to PowerPlex Bulgaria. The Minecraft server that will take you to new hights Survival Residence Creative SkyBlock Events Auction House Shop Free Ranks Friendly Staff Much

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LiteGame Network

Creative, OneBlock

LGN is a platform for creating virtual worlds.

Build and communicate. Here you can create your own virtual worlds, communicate with other players and join existing gaming communities.

Set up game mechanics. Add a detailed description of the building, set access rights and game mode for your guests. Control the time, the weather and create the atmosphere with music.

Visit other worlds. Don’t limit yourself to just your virtual space. Travel through various locations created by other participants. Get inspired by ideas and find sources for your own creativity.

Program in command blocks. It’s easier than it seems: the blocks react to certain actions and carry out the instructions you give, making the game more interesting and dynamic.

Source: https://vk.com/litegamemc

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GreninjaPro321

Anarchy

Join this we have a anarchy server so guys join this before you get so much ban! Bye! PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! BUT THERE IS NO RULES ON THIS SERVER ITS 100% REAL NO JOKE! GRIEFING IS ALLOWED THIS IS FREE OP SERVER!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Beuteugeu server

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

Brazilian Minecraft Server – Beuteugeu Server – PC and Cell Phone | IP: mc.beuteugeu.comOur Website: https://www.beuteugeu.com/Come play Minecraft in survival mode with several other players! Survive, challenge friends, make epic constructions; Participate in events, competitions, clan wars, duels and much more! Play survival mode like you’ve never seen before! We are changing every day to bring the best to our players. Join us! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FireBlock

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

FireBlock-I need you guys for sure!!

Discover our server optimized for your comfort. We pulled out all the stops and hope to see as many of you as possible.

server 1.8 crack on

We are waiting for you with our IP: fireblock.fr.nf!!

Come and have fun playing our games!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arysta

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Faction Server [Avec double jump pour tout le monde!], 1v1, World Jump and Events. Totally free PvP, competent and regularly connected staff. We are waiting for you ! Arysta IP: play.arysta.fr

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mc.craftmc.pro

AutoRank, Bedwars, Creative, mmo, Plots, Skyblock, Survival

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We invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.

With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8092	Zombie Dances:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Phoenix-Rebirth

Mini Games, PvP

Phoenix-Rebirth is a French server in version 1.10/1.11/1.12/1.13 offering you many known PvP Maps. You can find on the server Murder, Tower, Rush, Nail, HardCore Chrono, MonsterIndustrie, Pile Of Bodies, CubeControl, Skywars UHC as well as more personalized games like TwiceBuild or Diablock.

Friends and groups systems are present on the server, so you can easily enter games with your friends.

LATEST NEWS ON THE SERVER: _ New Game: Murder Kit _ New Map Murder _ Compatibility 1.13

We hope to see you on the server soon. 🙂

IP : mc.phoenixr.fr

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.