Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NitroSauceCraft

Factions, PvP

Hey Everybody! Join my new server i’m the owner hotdog8081 I am looking for loyal knowledgeable staff members and will be starting a faction/pvp server I have a lot of work ahead and would appreciate it if you could drop by thanks!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Endless Realm

Factions, PvP

This is a unique factions server that has a cool plugin called slimefun. it adds a large amount of things to do, and we have a mini tutorial in our spawn! our server NEEDS STAFF!!! So come on and we may give it to you!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The shacks

Server IP: the-shacks.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minefac Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

Minefac.com offers the best Minecraft factions server experience.

Exciting gameplay, epic raiding, huge community.

Join thousands of others by connecting to Minefac.com

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mcers.es

bedrock, Creative, java, Mods, PvE, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Minecrafters!

If you are looking for a calm and friendly server to play with your friends or meet new ones, this is your place! We have a vanilla survival server to fully enjoy the game experience. On this server you can build large construction projects and visit those created by other users; Various events are also organized. This server has a map to obtain resources and another with creative plots in case you want to develop your ideas before translating them into survival.

You can also play on our mod server, whose modpack changes every 3-4 months. More information in the forum.

The forum is the place where you can answer your questions, present projects and find out about changes to the server and events, among many other things that you can discover.

We have a Discord server where you can meet the community, who don’t just play Minecraft; but other games that may be of interest to you and meet new people with whom to share your free time.

In this community we focus on camaraderie, a good atmosphere and above all on enjoying our excellent community.

We hope to see you soon!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ripswag

Creative, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Hub: Prison: Creative: Factions: Survival: Skyblock: Minigames:

Join the server with any version between 1.9 and 1.12!

https://ripswag.com/ https://ripswag.buycraft.net/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pitforge RPG Factions

Economy, Factions, Raiding, Roleplay

Pitforge RPG Factions is a whole new Factions created by legendary server creator Patp No other faction server has RPG tags in them and thus, it is Pioneer in the Factions history. Famous Youtubers include: Ishmc Ssundee

Please play pitforge, Other servers from Patp has to shut due to Low people playing after ssundee quit.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Balkania-craft econo

Achievements, Adventure, Auction, Cracked, Economy, MCMMO, Spigot, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT –THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

TownyBalkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Ekonomija, Jobs, mcMMO, Auction HouseTax players, sell land, find a job, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LividaCraft

PvP, Skyblock

One of the best minecraft multiplayer experiences in the world! Factions

Welcome to the LividaCraft Network, a very entertaining and custom minecraft network! We offer a variety of custom gamemodes and features including. We have one of the the most reliable gaming experiences in minecraft multiplayer. We hope your stay will be one of a kind.

– Faction Server Custom Enchantments, Werewolves Crystals for unlocking amazing Enchantments! Chat Reaction games and Coinflip and a lot more cool things!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

IP HT

Creative, Prison, Survival

Survival – Creative – Pvp – Prison Join Now AddHub Avaliable Super Service hujjsjjsjjkaSBCuhjdgasgdgsafdsahfnhsfdhhfnksgfkgsf

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Anarchus 1.20.1

Anarchy, Custom, Custom Enchants, Griefing, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Vanilla

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, LOG ON ALREADY!!! ANARCHUS.FUN

Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.

What makes Anarchus unique?– Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect)– Adjusted and refined world difficulty– Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities– Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies– First donor rank FREE for voting once– A Beautiful spawn built by one of the owners

We reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.

The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Anarchus.fun

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WybackPvP

Factions

New custom factions server for 1.8! Custom enchants, and tons more. Brand new ranks. Server is brand new.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AzTekCraft

Factions, PvP

A Fun MC Factions Server *Staff Is Needed* We Need Help With Building And Plugins. So Come Join The Fun!

Special Thanks To Apex Server Hosting!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4228	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Guncolony 3d shooter

call of duty, cs:go, Custom Items, Guns, Kit PvP, Minigames, RPG, Zombie Survival, zombies

GunColony is the first Minecraft 3D shooter server in the world, open since 2015 and still actively updated through 2020.

Get a one-of-the-kind first person shooter experience in Minecraft, with a custom gun plugin that rivals the complexity of a full AAA shooter – bullet drop, spray patterns, 10X Zoom scopes, realistic audio, and much more. No mods required to join!

Maps are heavily inspired by CS:GO and Call of Duty with game modes such as Team Deathmatch, FFA, Arms Race and Competitive Defusal. We also have a zombie mode ranging from easy to challenging maps to help you learn the game.

GunColony is 100% free to play with EULA compliant ranks.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LendaryCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Minecraft server covering the Pixelmon Reforged mod and others! Come in and have fun with us now! discord included for good communication with the staff. discord.io/LendaryCraft

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!