Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AquaApocalypseCraft

#sustainability, agriculture, AquaApocalypseCraft, climate change, crop production, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, food security, Freshwater, global warming, Global water cycle, human history, Irrigation, Natural resources, off balance, water conservation, Water Crisis, water management, water scarcity

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers that r all the same? well come join our server where the global water cycle is off balance for the first time in human history! yea u heard that right, HALF the planet’s food production is at risk but don’t worry, we got u covered. join our server and help save the world by building epic farms and protecting the precious water sources. plus, rumor has it that there are secret underwater cities waiting to be discovered. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lovver

base raiding, Community, Discord, discord server, Environment, Events, free, Giveaways, Ip:, Join, Nitro, Prizes, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, stealing, Survival, Vanilla, weekend events

We are a semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

PvP is allowed on our server and players are free to steal or raid other bases.

We usually host events on weekends for in-game prizes with no risk of losing your hard-earned items. Sometimes we also organize giveaways for cool items, like Discord Nitro and more.

Join us and enjoy yourself in a free semi-vanilla Minecraft environment today.

IP: mc.lovver.lat Discord: https://discord.gg/lovver

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minecraft服务, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

AAKW, banter, blocky, Caught, fuckin, Good, huh, Like.., long tail tags, look good, Minecraft, niggas, off the bat, OGs, on the way, paula, see any, Server, SVTYJ, tags, tell you, TN

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

Bucks, cryptocurrency, decision, exchange, Investment, Jesus, Loss, market, Minecraft, mistake, opportunity, price, profit, regret, shitcoin, smp, Stack, sui, sunbeam, Swap, Trading, Value

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

after school program, alternative plans, cafeteria wait time, child’s disappointment, Communication Issues, confrontational behavior, disorganized, field trip location, FieldTripFiasco, frustrated parent, lack of information, last minute changes, Minecraft, parent concerns, parent decision-making, parental involvement, scheduling conflicts, school district organization, school field trip, Server, uncertain feelings, upset child

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8249	New Chunks Explored:	162277

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	2815	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1