Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Potions Brewed:	57	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anarchy Unfiltered

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Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

forteuropa

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FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	528	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	81	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5602
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4402
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!