Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4568	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Crops Grown:	7806
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	346507
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6228

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	4568
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9469	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9458	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	3841	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Emeralds Found:	7441
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ores Mined:	2706	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Last Day Craft!

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What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Villages Defended:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SinwarSlayer69

OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.