Chest Pains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Creeper_Network

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

“Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7549	Dimension Hops:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP

beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body shaming, confidence building, cultural expectations, Diversity, emotional wellbeing, Insecurity, Internalized Racism, Minecraft, negative self-talk, PerfectlyImperfect, personal growth, racial identity, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-perception, sexual confidence, sexual experience, smp, societal pressure

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Animals Bred:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

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Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6629
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Civilization RolePlay

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A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TrashySwede – Minecraft SMP Edition

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In this crazy Minecraft SMP, we are all about causing chaos and having a blast! Join us if you want to challenge Swedish supermodels to a dance-off, or compare the size of your pixelated pickaxes. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter in this server! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world. Join if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Aetheria Cobblemon

Aetheria, anti-grief, Biomes, Cobblemon, Community, Double Shiny Odds, Economy, Global Trading System, Legendary Spawns, Minecraft, No Fall Damage, NPC Shopkeepers, Pokehunts, pokemon, Pokeriding, Shiny Particles, Special Pokemon, starter, Survival, Terralith, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Aetheria, a strange and mystical region! Here you will find some very unique Pokémon, found no-where else in the world! Join our growing community, and discover the wonders of this unusual land.

Features: • Cobblemon • Double Shiny Odds, and Over 100 Special Pokémon • Your choice of a Normal, Shiny, or Special Variant Starter • Global Trading System (GTS), and NPC Shopkeepers • Legendary Spawns, and Shiny Particles • Anti-Grief/Raid, and No Fall Damage • Pokehunts – catch Pokémon for rewards! • Pokeriding – hop on your favourite Pokémon and explore! • Terralith – overhauled vanilla biomes with more variety and interesting features!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Anarchy mode, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Duels, Economy, Free Admin, Friends system, gold block, Grief, Leveling, Lucky blocks, No Donations, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

mMinecraft.org: Where chaos reigns and caves are the only safe haven in this anarchy-filled world!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	mMinecraft.org
Address	https://discord.com/invite/yazUzTR8QT
Features	Never reset Minimal to no anticheat Minimal to no rules Custom mobs Custom plugins Custom enchants Guns Optional protection blocks 2b2t fitmc Top balance and vote cash prize Free ranks Free 32k kits Vanilla Tekkit Disguises Skyblock Areas can be claimed with a protection sponge but be destroyed with explosives, make sure to cover it Many more

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any reset on the server?	No, the server never resets.
Are there any strict rules on the server?	Minimal to no rules are enforced on the server.
What are the available game modes?	The server offers Vanilla, Tekkit, Disguises, and Skyblock modes.
Can players use protection blocks?	Players can use optional protection blocks to safeguard their areas.
Are there any cash prizes available?	Yes, the server offers top balance and vote cash prizes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and a chicken army to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and battle it out for the title of Disco Champion. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Disco Sheep, who can teach you the most epic dance moves in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance shoes – you’re going to need them.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3188
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Farms Harvested:	749	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoCash4OldPals

Boundaries, friendship, letting go, loyalty, MONEY, moving on, NoCash4OldPals, old friends, past mistakes, personal boundaries, personal growth, POVERTY, probation, rap career, second chances, self improvement, setting boundaries, starting over, street life, Tough Decisions, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn street hustlers into block-building masters! Join us and leave your past life of trapping behind as you embark on a new journey of creativity and fun.

Imagine a world where instead of dodging the cops, you’re dodging creepers and zombies! Build your own empire and show off your skills to your friends. Who needs a lawyer when you have a diamond sword to protect you?

Just like our friend M23, you can start fresh and leave the street life behind. Channel your ambitions into building the most epic structures and redstone contraptions. And who knows, maybe your rap career will take off in our server too!

Join us now and leave the street drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to success in our crazy Minecraft world. And remember, helping out your friends in the game is the least you could do – no real-life supplier payments required!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PopVsRapRoleModels – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a reality TV show on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone.

We’ve got pop star villagers who put on epic concerts every Saturday night, complete with fireworks and dancing creepers. And don’t even get me started on the rap star skeletons who drop sick beats while you mine for diamonds.

But the real reason to join our server? The drama, honey. We’ve got more backstabbing, alliances, and betrayals than a season of Survivor. You never know who you can trust, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored. So come on down and join our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Obsidian Addicts United

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Do you ever wonder why people are so obsessed with collecting virtual blocks in a pixelated world? Well, we do too! But guess what? Our Minecraft server takes that obsession to a whole new level of insanity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava! Or how about taming a pack of wild wolves to become your loyal minions who will do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity and your love for virtual blocks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ores Mined:	1551
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6464	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.