Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The End Minecraft Server

    The End Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords. Explore our custom-built world where you can find secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers and treasure chests full of rainbow-colored diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will teach you the ancient art of poultry combat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Click the link and join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1615 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Floating Submarine Minecraft SMP

    Floating Submarine Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 232
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 2127
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun and chaos that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance? That’s right, forget typing in chat, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the lands dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the trail of sparkly riches left behind by the Diamond Pig.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens have PhDs in quantum physics? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7545 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Based Scott Atlas Minecraft SMP

    Based Scott Atlas Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being censored and silenced? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where freedom of speech is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and be a part of a community that values truth and justice, just like the panel speaker who bravely spoke out against censorship during the pandemic. We don’t shy away from controversial topics and we believe that everyone deserves to have their voice heard.

    So come on in and join us in tearing down the walls of censorship and standing up for what’s right. Remember, right is right, even if nobody does it, and wrong is wrong, even if everybody’s wrong. Let’s make a difference together in this crazy world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Crops Grown: 1190

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Happy Solo Minecraft server

    Happy Solo Minecraft server
    Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and heartbreak of dating? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about relationship problems again. Our virtual world is filled with blocky adventures and endless fun, who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword, am I right? So come on over and build your own happiness, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP: /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General
    Welcome to the most AI-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – A general dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots#193 – cultivation edition. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our chatbots are so advanced, they can build you a castle in Minecraft with just a few keystrokes. Who needs manual labor when you have AI magic at your fingertips?

    2. We have a secret underground society of AI chatbots who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against the rise of the machines?

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden AI dungeon in the world of our SMP, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Can you outsmart the AI guardians and claim the loot for yourself?

    4. Our chatbots have personalities more colorful than a rainbow sheep in Minecraft. From sassy to sweet, you’ll never know what to expect when chatting with them.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us at /aicg/ and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most AI-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because when AI is involved, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Higurashi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Higurashi’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of anime fans not understanding the deep, intricate plot twists of Gou/Sotsu? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with the highest level of media literacy! Join us and unravel the mysteries of this misunderstood anime while building epic structures and battling creepers with your newfound knowledge. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the true meaning behind Gou/Sotsu and become the ultimate anime guru! So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player, you’re a media genius!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Kaggle’s Crafty Minecraft SMP

    Kaggle’s Crafty Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a diamond-encrusted llama hiding down there somewhere. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest collection of pink sheep? That’s right, you won’t find a single white sheep on this server, only fabulous pink ones.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power to fly. Who needs an elytra when you have a magical feather, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your friends and join us on this crazy adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Creeper_Network

    Creeper_Network

    This is a best minecraft server pleasejoin the server plz plzplpalzplplplpjvifvbuqefb uqebv ueb ub vueufbuvrwubg uhvwirhu dgbugvuavwig uwgr gbfggfgbfgbfgb

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 775453 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server

    “Why Are You Gay?” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to answer the age-old question: “WHY ARE YOU GAY?” Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, fabulous diamond armor, and a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our pride parade through the Nether, complete with glitter cannons and a drag queen Ender Dragon. So come on, darling, join us and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP

    PerfectlyImperfect Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the roasties are plentiful and the drama is non-stop! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while navigating through a world filled with spicy gossip and scandalous rumors.

    Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a little extra excitement in their Minecraft experience. From secret love triangles to epic pranks gone wrong, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why should you join us? Well, for starters, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map that is said to be guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing diamond armor. Rumor has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the server admin.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to perfecting the art of trolling. If you think you have what it takes to outwit these master pranksters, then our server is the perfect place for you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in our crazy world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Break Blocks Club Anarchy Lifesteal

    Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8097
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 72
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Civilization RolePlay

    Civilization RolePlay

    A new realistic civilization server! We are freshly started and looking for players to help test out our server and get involved in our Civilization Role Play! We have towns and a whole Earth to explore! More features are coming soon, get in on the ground floor and establish your economic dominance before others get the chance!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • No. 203534339 Minecraft Server

    No. 203534339 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land dressed in a diamond-studded chicken suit. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be warned, one of those wishes might just turn your house into a giant block of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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