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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. so like, dis server is run by russian billionaires who own chemical factories dat fuel russia’s war machine. but don’t worry, dey ain’t gonna blow u up or anythin. dey just want u to join their server and have a good time.
so like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a billionaire pops up and gives u a stack of emerald blocks. or u build a sick house and dey come and drop a bunch of TNT for u to have fun with. it’s like a crazy russian party in minecraft land.
plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might get a chance to ride a nuclear missile like a rocket and blast off into space. how cool is dat? so come join us and let’s have a blast, literally.
